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Flashy Lady

 
 
By: Lori Erickson
  I took my daughters to Boulder Beach a large water park in northern Idaho.  We were all having a great day playing in the water.  In the afternoon I decided to try out one of the high velocity slides.  As I was climbing the stairway I happened to glance down at the side of my swimsuit and noticed that the material was beginning to pull apart.  It was an older swimsuit that I had worm many times as it was one of my favorites.  I made a mental note that it was probably about due for the garbage can.  The slide was alot of fun!  When I got to the bottom my swimsuit was stretched halfway up my back--more than the usual amount of ajustment was required as I stood up although the full implications of the situation did not occur to me at that time.  I stood by and watched a few more people come down the slide then headed across the park to the wave pools.  There I located my two daughters and their friend.  We decided we would all go together to yet another slide and headed back across the park together.  As we reached the stairway and were headed up, my daughters were following behind me when they exclaimed  "Mom, we can see your butt crack"    What??   "Mom, we can see your whole butt!!"   What??  How bad is it?  "Mom, your swimsuit is strectched all apart and we can see your whole butt really well!"

Okay, so now what do I do?  I've already flashed half the park and I'm miles away from a towel or anything to cover myself with.  My daughters declared they would walk close behind me as my mind scrambled for a better solution.  I then noticed that their friend was wearing a knit tank top over the top of her suit.  I asked to borrow it.  It was too short  to wear as a shirt so I pulled it down around my waist like a mini skirt.  Whew!  

Back at home I checked my back side and for the first time realized the full extent of my humiliation.  The stretched area of fabric was about seven inches across and extended all the way up the back of my suit.  It had become like a sheer mesh and truely my entire backside was exposed
 
           
 

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