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I took my daughters to Boulder
Beach a large water park in northern Idaho. We were all having
a great day playing in the water. In the afternoon I decided to
try out one of the high velocity slides. As I was climbing the
stairway I happened to glance down at the side of my swimsuit
and noticed that the material was beginning to pull apart. It
was an older swimsuit that I had worm many times as it was one
of my favorites. I made a mental note that it was probably
about due for the garbage can. The slide was alot of fun! When
I got to the bottom my swimsuit was stretched halfway up my
back--more than the usual amount of ajustment was required as I
stood up although the full implications of the situation did not
occur to me at that time. I stood by and watched a few more
people come down the slide then headed across the park to the
wave pools. There I located my two daughters and their friend.
We decided we would all go together to yet another slide and
headed back across the park together. As we reached the
stairway and were headed up, my daughters were following behind
me when they exclaimed "Mom, we can see your butt crack"
What?? "Mom, we can see your whole butt!!" What?? How bad
is it? "Mom, your swimsuit is strectched all apart and we can
see your whole butt really well!"
Okay, so now what do I do? I've already flashed half the park
and I'm miles away from a towel or anything to cover myself
with. My daughters declared they would walk close behind me as
my mind scrambled for a better solution. I then noticed that
their friend was wearing a knit tank top over the top of her
suit. I asked to borrow it. It was too short to wear as a
shirt so I pulled it down around my waist like a mini skirt.
Whew!
Back at home I checked my back side and for the first time
realized the full extent of my humiliation. The stretched area
of fabric was about seven inches across and extended all the way
up the back of my suit. It had become like a sheer mesh and
truely my entire backside was exposed |
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